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The dates that move the tape

Most calendars tell you an event exists. This one says what it does to the things that actually cost you money — funding, spreads and liquidation cascades.

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5 daysNVDA earnings2026-08-26 · 20:20 UTC

The AI trade still leads risk appetite; crypto beta follows the tape on results night.

August 2026

26 Wed20:20 UTCNVDA earningsmediumReported after the US close.The AI trade still leads risk appetite; crypto beta follows the tape on results night.
28 Fri08:00 UTCBTC & ETH monthly options expirymediumcomputedDeribit monthly settlement — the last Friday of the month.Open interest rolls and spot often pins toward max pain. Thin books around the settlement window.

September 2026

1 TueBingX campaign windowminorcomputedExchange promotions and event campaigns we cover.A prize pool is a maybe; the fee you pay is a certainty. We report these, we do not sell them.
4 Fri12:30 UTCUS non-farm payrollsbig dayMonthly employment report, 08:30 ET.Moves rate expectations, which moves crypto. Spreads widen in the minutes around the print.
11 Fri12:30 UTCUS CPI inflation reportbig dayHeadline and core consumer price index, 08:30 ET.The single most reliable volatility event of the month. Funding spikes and liquidation cascades cluster here.
16 Wed18:00 UTCFOMC rate decisionbig dayFederal Reserve decision, 14:00 ET, press conference 30 minutes later.Two separate moves — the decision, then the conference. Positions held through both pay funding twice.
25 Fri08:00 UTCBTC & ETH monthly options expirymediumcomputedDeribit monthly settlement — the last Friday of the month.Open interest rolls and spot often pins toward max pain. Thin books around the settlement window.

October 2026

2 Fri12:30 UTCUS non-farm payrollsbig dayMonthly employment report, 08:30 ET.Moves rate expectations, which moves crypto. Spreads widen in the minutes around the print.
13 Tue12:30 UTCUS CPI inflation reportbig dayHeadline and core consumer price index, 08:30 ET.The single most reliable volatility event of the month. Funding spikes and liquidation cascades cluster here.
28 Wed18:00 UTCFOMC rate decisionbig dayFederal Reserve decision, 14:00 ET, press conference 30 minutes later.Two separate moves — the decision, then the conference. Positions held through both pay funding twice.
30 Fri08:00 UTCBTC & ETH monthly options expirymediumcomputedDeribit monthly settlement — the last Friday of the month.Open interest rolls and spot often pins toward max pain. Thin books around the settlement window.

November 2026

6 Fri12:30 UTCUS non-farm payrollsbig dayMonthly employment report, 08:30 ET.Moves rate expectations, which moves crypto. Spreads widen in the minutes around the print.
10 Tue12:30 UTCUS CPI inflation reportbig dayHeadline and core consumer price index, 08:30 ET.The single most reliable volatility event of the month. Funding spikes and liquidation cascades cluster here.
27 Fri08:00 UTCBTC & ETH monthly options expirymediumcomputedDeribit monthly settlement — the last Friday of the month.Open interest rolls and spot often pins toward max pain. Thin books around the settlement window.

December 2026

4 Fri12:30 UTCUS non-farm payrollsbig dayMonthly employment report, 08:30 ET.Moves rate expectations, which moves crypto. Spreads widen in the minutes around the print.
9 Wed18:00 UTCFOMC rate decisionbig dayFederal Reserve decision, 14:00 ET, press conference 30 minutes later.Two separate moves — the decision, then the conference. Positions held through both pay funding twice.
10 Thu12:30 UTCUS CPI inflation reportbig dayHeadline and core consumer price index, 08:30 ET.The single most reliable volatility event of the month. Funding spikes and liquidation cascades cluster here.
25 Fri08:00 UTCBTC & ETH monthly options expirymediumcomputedDeribit monthly settlement — the last Friday of the month.Open interest rolls and spot often pins toward max pain. Thin books around the settlement window.

Release dates marked confirmed come from the issuing agency’s published schedule; those marked computed follow a fixed rule, such as monthly options expiring on the last Friday. Agencies do reschedule — check the source before sizing anything around a date. Holding through an event means paying funding through it too: price that first.