Do memecoin callers actually work?
We read 14 public Telegram channels, recorded every coin they called, and measured what that coin did 24 hours and 7 days later. Nobody was told, nothing was promoted, and no channel paid to be here or to be left out.
10%of 1,446 graded calls were worth more a day later than when they were called. The typical one was worth 0.094× — it lost 91% of its value. Half did worse than that.
Big winners are real — one call returned 891.5× — and they are shown per channel below. They are rare enough that they do not pay for the rest. After seven days the picture is worse, not better: 9% were up, and the typical call sat at 0.09×.
Channel by channel
Nobody here is good at this
Only a channel’s first call on a coin is graded. 1,491 of 3,292 messages re-post a coin the same channel had already called, and counting those would rank whoever repeats themselves most. The re-post count is shown anyway, because the habit tells you something.
Every handle links to the channel on Telegram. Check any of it yourself — the calls are public and still there.
| Channel | First calls | Re-posts | Graded | Up after a day | Typical call | Best call | Lost 90%+ | Typical, 7d |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gems Mine(Gamble)@GemsmineEth | 1200 | 708 | 1003 | 7% | 0.07× | 157× | 630 | 0.08× |
| Angry Birds 🎲 Gamble@Angrybirdgambles | 109 | 89 | 95 | 17% | 0.37× | 5× | 29 | 0.15× |
| - SOL -@lowtaxsolana | 103 | 278 | 96 | 20% | 0.52× | 5× | 17 | 0.14× |
| Maybach Gambles 🎲@MaybachGambleCalls | 65 | 96 | 61 | 8% | 0.15× | 22× | 25 | 0.06× |
| Meta caller@Metacaller | 41 | 61 | 39 | 21% | 0.42× | 892× | 10 | 0.03× |
| Veigar Calls@veigarcalls | 36 | 42 | 35 | 20% | 0.51× | 3× | 3 | 0.19× |
| Dr. Crypto X’s (Pin & Notif On) 🚨@dr_crypto_xs | 35 | 91 | 32 | 3% | 0.21× | 3× | 9 | 0.1× |
| Ram J CALLS ☠️@RamJOfficiaLCaLLS | 27 | 28 | 24 | 29% | 0.71× | 12× | 5 | 0.16× |
| Veigar Gamble's 🎲@veigargambles | 21 | 31 | 20 | 10% | 0.17× | 3× | 8 | 0.05× |
Not enough calls to rate yet (20 graded calls required, so one lucky coin cannot carry a channel): Satoshi's Gambles (16), Patriot's CaLLs (11), fanboy degen (5), Sneaky Gems🥷 (5), based kook calls (4). Named for completeness, with no rates attached.
The method
How this was measured
- What counts as a call. A message naming a coin contract. We read the channel as any member would; we do not join private groups or pay for access.
- The entry price is the pool price when we captured the message, typically about three minutes after it was posted. We checked whether that delay flatters or punishes the channels: calls captured inside sixty seconds score the same as the rest, so it does neither.
- The result is the pool price 24 hours and 7 days later. “Typical” is the median, not the average — one 891× call drags an average upward and would describe nobody’s experience.
- What we do not claim. This is not what a person made. It assumes buying at the price when the call landed and holding. No fees, no slippage, no judgement about when to sell. Real results would be worse, not better.
- Checked against a second source. On 20 October 2026 we re-measured a fixed random sample of 40 calls against hourly candles from a different data provider. All 40 entry prices were confirmed as real prices in the minute we recorded them. One of the 40 seven-day prices did not reconcile and we have not explained it. One call’s direction differs: that coin moved 3.6× inside the hour it was called, so the provider’s hour-close reads +4% while our figure — the price 61 seconds after the post — reads −24%. We report what a follower would have paid.
- Nobody is accused of anything. A losing record is not proof of bad faith. These are numbers, not motives, and a channel that disputes one can write to us and we will re-measure in public.
The one thing on this page you control
10% of these calls went up and the typical one lost 91% of its value in a day. Nobody can promise you the next one is different. What you can change is the fee you pay on every trade, up or down — and on a memecoin you trade often, that is not a rounding error.
How we are paid: BingX pays a 60% affiliate commission on the trading fees of people we refer. 50 points of it go back to you as a standing fee discount and we keep 10. LBank also pays us a referral commission. You are never billed by us. No channel on this page pays us anything, and none was offered the chance to.
Measured 2026-09-27 to 2026-10-22 · updated nightly